nope… this post has almost nothing to dow with Sir Isaac Newton.

it has almost everything to do with two intrepid actors, George Clooney and Sandra Bullock. this might be lost on many viewers but the entire movie gets pulled-off with essentially just these two actors. that’s pretty dang cool and unusual. the whole movie is.

George has, what might be the role of a life-time. he gets to be urbane and witty as usual, but he also gets to be heroic and tragic. Sandra brilliantly demonstrates to young ladies around the globe (literally) that resourcefulness, courage, and grit can take you places.

so, with that said (and, despite my high regard for the film), I’ll share with you a goofy review of the movies pulled from The Onion. (too many people forget about The Onion. admit it.  you had.) just go watch the damn movie yourself. it’s worth each and every minute.

peace be to my Brothers and Sisters.

brian patrick cork