casting Stones at the Media

June2

while Yahoo! news is pointless and carries virtually no credibility unless you really care about reality television, it’s certainly no Onion.

so… I’m thinking Yahoo! has inadvertently proven that most news we have driven at us by the media, in general, these days is contrived and a joke. – Cork

Sharon Stone Named Suspect in Cannes Jewel Heist –

articles.chicagotribune.com

“French police have named actress Sharon Stone as their prime suspect in the daring heist, in which more than $1.4 million in jewels were stolen from a hotel room during the Cannes Film Festival….”

“while Sharon Stone’s last starring role in a major theatrical release was in 2006’s ‘Basic Instinct 2,’ which should have gone to straight-to-DVD anyway,” a spokesperson for the Nice police told Hollywood & Swine. “So what possible business does Sharon Stone have attending the 2013 Cannes Film Festival other than to steal expensive jewels? No one including Ms. Stone has been able to give us a good answer.”

I suppose this is better than ambien.

peace be to my Brothers and Sisters.

brian patrick cork

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