so…

I found myself at Publix this afternoon running a few errands before we light out early tomorrow for the first rounds of State Cup Soccer.

as I sidled (I also considered using the word “ambled”) up to the check-out counter I gazed over at the rack with trash news magazines that include rags like the National Enquirer.

I already can’t recall which rag it was (I’ll just call it the National Enquirer – they can fight me if so inclined)… however, to my amusement I spied a front cover image of that rascal Osama Bin Laden. the cover included a headline bolding announcing that the hapless terrorist was being outed by a mistress!

in the picture his countenance was marked by consternation and seemed rather quizzical. I’ll submit he may have had a similarly perplexed look just before one of our SEALs put a round just left of his disjointed nose last week, at his bungalow in Pakistan.

in any event, I doubt many of us contemplated the gleeful mass-murderr of the innocent and unwary as being the sort to rumble a mistress. I’ve just assumed he back-ended is subordinates, and with a hearty, “ayatolliyaso!”… I know that’s Iranian. but, I think its funny.

in any event… it figures the National Enquirer would root out this nugget and share it before Barack Obama announced it while struggling to make eye-contact with the camera. in fact, I would not be surprised if Osama Bin Laden was also a regular guest at the Playboy Mansion and the geniuses currently shuffling their feet around the Oval Office likely would not know about it until the National Enquirer snapped a few photos with them all doing a conga with lampshades askew on lumpy heads.

peace be to my Brothers and Sisters.

brian patrick cork