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Brian Patrick Cork is living the Authentic Life



So… My friend Aaron Masih (a rascal and smack-daddy evangelist) offered the following comment on my recent post career Evolution or revolution:

“white guys can’t rap.  And you’re not fat enough.  Plus, I’m not sure how good the Cayman would look with spinners.

Enough stereotypes?”

My carefully considered response:

Don’t need no spinners…

Not like them sinners…

Don’t gotta be FAT…

Just don’t need none o’ that!

Just look at my Cayman…

I say hey Man!

Okay… MAYBE you are right.


It took me all of 30 seconds to come up with that inspiring tune that could very well find itself utilized in the next Fast and Furious movie.

In any event, let’s throw caution to the wind and get this Monday started off with some mild controversy – and, possibly advance my carer-path based on a simple poll, shall we?

Peace be to my Brothers and Sisters.

Brian Patrick Cork

3 Comments to


  1. Avatar March 23rd, 2009 at 6:30 pm homeschoolnewbie Says:

    Brian, a rapper? Seriously? Even rappers don’t want to be rappers… they want to be movie stars and beer salesmen… Yeah, I know… I’ve probably started something with this one…:-^)

  2. Avatar March 24th, 2009 at 6:09 pm Brian Patrick Cork Says:

    I am always happy to represent a cold Modelo Especial. We must hope the result not necessarily find it’s way on camera.


  3. Avatar March 24th, 2009 at 8:52 am talents | Blogging for polls Says:

    […] It took me all of 30 seconds to come up with that inspiring tune that could very well find itself utilized in the next Fast and Furious movie […]

    We knew you back when you competed in Triathlons professionally. I even have an old cover from Fitness Magazine with you on the cover. Stick with being a model!

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