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Justice through good natured Armageddon


We keep hearing talk of bringing alleged terrorists to justice through our national judicial system.

Why not?  It worked during our own American Revolution – right?

Wait…  Those terrorists were our Founding Fathers.

Let’s take a different route to indulge my cynical sense of humor…

We keep wanting to try someone for the events leading up 9/11.  And, we have some people in custody that might have been involved.

Currently, I think many people are letting their anger get the best of them.  If I’ve learned anything in my life, it’s that when you’re dealing with a crisis, the worst thing you can do is let your emotions run wild.  To react rashly will only exacerbate the problem in the long run.

Rather than be blinded by our collective anger, we must keep a cool head and, after careful consideration of the many complex social and geopolitical factors at work here, annihilate the pieces of shit who did this with good natured, measured, and focused rage.

Let’s also keep in mind that we still don’t know with absolute certainty who is responsible for the attacks of 9/11. What we need is rock-solid, convincing rumors before we can move forward with vaporizing the bastards.

I agree that the perpetrators must be punished severely. But, contrary to what so many knee-jerk, blood-lusting American citizens would like to believe, merely capturing and punishing terrorists will not prevent this sort of thing from happening again in the future.  No, they must be tried and convicted in a United States court of law, so that President Bush can, on live television, pump bullet after bullet into their bodies, starting with their feet, and slowly working his way up. Then, after a great deal of soul-searching and consultation with his top advisors, the president must toss their lifeless, bullet-riddled bodies into a shark tank.

I must also respond to the many voices in this country who have been calling for the use of nuclear weapons. Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD’s) are not to be used lightly. Much thought and caution must be exercised before making the entire country that spawns, or offers safe haven, to the perpetrators an unlivable radioactive wasteland.

Many say that using a nuclear weapon on the nations that harbor such sub-human filth would be rash and irresponsible.  To which Vice President Cheney might say:

“Why use a nuclear weapon when we have hundreds of perfectly functional tactical missiles just sitting there in our nation’s silos?”

…Should nuclear weapons be used?  The question, really, is how many should be used, and is Cheney the one that gets to push the buttons?

Vigorous debate and discussion must precede any inevitable decision regarding target locations and the number of weapons. This is one area where you absolutely don’t want to make a mistake.

We must remember that impulsively lashing out is never the best course of action. True justice can only be achieved through cool, calm, levelheaded armageddon.

Peace be to my Brothers and Sisters.

Brian Patrick Cork


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