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Verizon and my Butt


Verizon users are similar to those willing to suffer Windows in terms of obsolete technology that represents more trouble than it’s worth.

And, like Microsoft and it’s Windows users, Verizon and the ASM crowd have a chip on thier collective shoulders /1 over Apple and it’s partnership with Cingular around the iPhone.

When Microsoft launched Vista, all we could do was laugh out loud – our point made all the more poignant with the quick to classics Apple spoofing Microsoft commercials /2 on television. And, Verizon will strike back at Cingular with a new player, where you can press as few as a dozen buttons to get to your favorite song, and you can listen to almost half of it before it drops out.

Whereas Apple and Cingular are inspiring and reliable, Windows (Microsoft) and Verizon are like a “Fart in a Phone Booth”.

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1/ See Bill Gates get his Butt kicked over Vista by Jim Hodgman in Newsweek 02/03/2007.
2/ For Apple Commercials Spoofing Microsoft CLICK HERE.


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