dark Darwin humor
so… the poor little dude got all dressed up for this? if penguins only had permits to carry guns, these things wouldn’t happen.
peace be to my Brothers and Sisters.
brian patrick cork
so… the poor little dude got all dressed up for this? if penguins only had permits to carry guns, these things wouldn’t happen.
peace be to my Brothers and Sisters.
brian patrick cork
I have no gripping insight with or keen desire to engage this activity…
in fact, I feel that is it decidedly pointless.
uh-oh… I have offered insight. DAMN IT!
what would Monty Python make of any of this?
peace be to my Brothers and Sisters.
brian patrick cork
I’ll leverage my recent post: it’s the rule if not the Law as my inspired preamble for this particular post. And, of course a historical archive of prior thoughts with which you are likely familiar (if not particularly fond of), as well.
To wit…
I’m confident God inspired Darwin, and discernment – in one formed result, or another, proves their collaborative point.
Our recognition of God was born of an ultimate fear – and, realized, always, in our DNA. The application of using fear as a tool for survival is a further demonstration of Darwin’s views – depending on the quaility of light and the requisite lens.
Peace be to my Brothers and Sisters.
Brian Patrick Cork
On September 17, 1994, Darwin’s theories were further tested when the “Yellow Hammer” State’s (Alabama) Heather Whitestone was selected Miss America for 1995.
In order to make one of my points, here, I’ll submit the following:
Judges question :“If you could live forever, would you and why?”
Whitestone’s Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.”
…sigh…
We have not yet confirmed if the hapless Miss Whitestone might be related to the infamous Betty “pickles” Merlotte, a former Miss Kentucky (read more about here: bovine Predators).
This raises serious, possibly grim, questions around how intelligently, if not thoughtfully, contestants from other states answer similar questions.
Or, is this simply an ingenious way to herd the poor cows into one area for easier identification and tagging?
We’ll suggest that for these light bulb deficient lassies NASCAR might qualify as a religion while mistakenly assuming Formula One is a complexion cream.
Raise our daughters, otherwise. Enforce the Laws of Natural Selection.
Peace be to my Brothers and Sisters.
Brian Patrick Cork
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