MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – “Whether you’re Michael Paulson who lives at 3425 Longview Terrace and makes $86,400 a year, or Jessica Goldblatt from Lynnwood, WA, who already has well-established trust issues, we at Google would just like to say how very, truly sorry we are,” said CEO Eric Schmidt.
that’s fiction, mind you. we made it up. maybe that’s funny.
however, I do like it that Google told China to @*&%-off over censorship.
but, they did that for reasons you don’t understand.
in any event…
turns out Google is evil after all. that’s decidedly not so funny.
details coming shortly.