As far as I know, I don’t have a Facebook profile. I am, only at best, considering it.
To be candid, I really don’t like to be all that accessible.
However, only this very morning, I was the recipient of the following missive from Facebook themselves:
Messages from Your Friends on Facebook, March 23, 2009
You have 1 Personal Message:
Video title: “Amanda is dancing on Striptease Dance Party March 25, 2009! We’re absolutely shocked!”.
I also get other invitations regarding my apparent need for Viagra.
Can you imagine the heated rush out there to acquire Viagra and then signing on to view poor Amanda’s video (would she not be better off on Star Search any way)? I don’t understand the Viagra commercials where you have a bunch of guys with nervous grins and baggy shirts (trying to hide expanding guts) choking down Viagra just so they can sit in a bath tub, and watch the sunset.
Isn’t that what beer is for?
I prefer Corona (although Model Especial is my beer of choice) commercials. They make more sense to me, and have a product I enjoy, is easier to acquire, and works for me (hopefully with results not on video).
Are you with me?
I make my stand here. I will respond to neither invitation.
Peace be to my Brothers and Sisters.
Brian Patrick Cork